January 2011
23 posts
King of carrot flowers is playing at a bar in Williamsburg
“We never had sex sex,” he says, glancing at the car to make sure that Elliott...”
– The Last Temptation of Ted [longform.org] (via Instapaper)
Tim Pawlenty's Presidential Campaign Video,... →
“Settling the West wasn’t easy.” Are you fucking kidding me Tim? All we did was murder a bunch of injuns, give ‘em some smallpox if they hadn’t already eaten a few lead salads, and voila, we had ourselves a pretty fucking big country.
Tim Pawlenty hates America and thinks we’re pussies.
“While waiting for the performance to begin, don’t talk about how much Neutral...”
– How to Handle Jeff Mangum’s All Tomorrow’s Parties Set This Fall | The Awl
“A study of over 300,000 people may indicate that eating fruit and vegetables...”
– Fruit and Vegetables Proven Useless | The Hairpin
Vindicated, y’all!
10 jokes about Joe Lieberman & his threat to... →
“if you flew down to Tijuana and suddenly saw a painting on black velvet of...”
– The Day the Clown Cried - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-16) →
“Not familiar with Dr. Luke? He’s the protege of Max Martin (and if you’re not...”
– What Is The Deal With: Ke$ha? | The Awl
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Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous... →
Scary shit about Facebook
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Everyone is the worst person ever, always.
That's A Deadly Meatball | The Awl →
“Just when you finally figure out what you’re doing in the world, you have to...”
– The Rumpled Anarchy of Bill Murray [longform.org] (via Instapaper)
There's nothing New York Doesn't Do Better Than DC
I gotta get out of this place